How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...