What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver