What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.