What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This