What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.