What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo