What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!