What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.