What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz