What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.