What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"