How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...