How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.