What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.