What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.