What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.