Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Break Window Jokes More Break Window Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.