Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Break Window Jokes More Break Window Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Homeowner Jokes More Homeowner Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod