What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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Cross fit

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Damn, I burnt one."

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One is a nerdy digger.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

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Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

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Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.