What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.