If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
A paradux
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
The Battery has a positive side.
Linoleum blown apart
