How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly