Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM