What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge