Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level