Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the small road go to college?

Tulane University

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level