What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees