What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.