Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it