Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it