Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede