What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.