How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

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What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream