How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream