How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."