How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost