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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 250 dead politicians?

A good start.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

500 Jokes More 500 Jokes

What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up