What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede