What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."