What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"