How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Previous Random Joke Next
Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

500 Jokes More 500 Jokes

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed