How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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He dumped his girlfriend

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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There was some money in the kitty !

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Not get a job.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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The Indy 500.