What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What can I do?

Take his bike away.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion