What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.