Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

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Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.