A Sandy Hook survivor
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Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
A: Luters.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
A: Because she grew out of her B shells.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Mitosis
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Asking for a friend.
