How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.