How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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Why are girls bad at maths?

They can't even.

What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.