What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.