What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.