What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.