Linoleum blownapart.
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Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
A hand grenade.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Linoleum Blown Apart
Linoleum Blownapart
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Well an erection of course.
A woman changes hers more often.
They only have one joystick to worry about.
Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
OC By process of elimination.
It cracked.
They got stoned
He had a staff infection...
Removed
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.
ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what
She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.