What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim