What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad