Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.