What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

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Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!