Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool