What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.