What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !