What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".