What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(