Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.