How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.