What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Surrey Jokes More Surrey Jokes

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.