When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Everywhere
An hour later you're hungry for power.
A fuel injected pickle.
Something you do for the first week of the new year.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!
Surrey.
