What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.