Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.