What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What do you call a political pig?

A boar.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.