How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Spring Training Jokes More Spring Training Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.