How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.