What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com