What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.